One Little Pig

After church on Sunday, John and I went to Wal-mart to buy some necessities. On the way out of the lawn and garden area, I saw the most adorable pig ever! It's as if he was calling my name. He didn't look like any other pig I had ever seen, which is why I was so drawn to him. Anyhoot, I just had to have him! John said absolutely not! It's ugly. "Excuse me! Don't say that about him. He's not ugly and no is not an option," I said. John says he looks like a cross between a pig, cow and giraffe!

So here he is, smiling at me in our kitchen and reminding me to stay out of the refrigerator.

I need help naming him. Any ideas?